Last Updated: March, 29, 2025
Alright, here’s the deal. We respect your privacy, but let’s be honest—if you’re online, someone somewhere is tracking you. We’ll try to be the least creepy about it.
We gather a few things, like: Your name and email (if you willingly give them to us, like a weirdo). Some nerdy internet data (IP address, browser type, pages you visit, etc.). Cookies—yes, the digital kind, not the delicious ones.
We use your info to: Make the site better (or at least try). Send you emails, but only if you said it was okay. Keep the site running without bots taking over.
Us. Maybe some third-party tech nerds who help keep the site alive. If the government asks, we’ll pretend we didn’t hear them.
You can ask us what info we have on you. You can tell us to delete it. You can unsubscribe from our emails, and we won’t take it personally (okay, maybe a little).
We do our best to protect your info, but let’s be real—if billion-dollar companies can get hacked, so can we. So, don’t store your nuclear codes here, alright?
We might change this policy. Will you read the update? Probably not. But if you keep using the site, you’re agreeing to whatever we did.
Hit us up at , but please, no weird conspiracy theories.